the latest posts tagged ‘cooking’
Ta-Da!
I’ve been fussing with this website for two months like I’ve fussed with my hair for the last year. Since one of these strings must stop dangling and I am neurotically unable to keep an appointment to get my hair cut, Adobe Soup will go live without another edit or code change and…
Vegetables for Kids 101
I love vegetables because I’ve been eating them since I can remember putting food in my mouth. My daughter loves vegetables because I fed them to her as soon as she could chew. Her daughter loves… You get it, I know. But if you didn’t start when your kids were so young that they…
I’ve Got Your Number, Honey
Mr. Forte is a very funny guy but often not when he’s trying to be. I mean, he can’t tell a joke to save his life: forgets the punch line, moves it to the beginning, gets the inflection wrong and has terrible timing. What’s even more odd is this is a guy who can give…
She Wore a Lapis Lazuli Necklace
Long, strong legs and arms, tan and storkily elegant, high heels, an exotic orange, yellow and blue scarf tied as a headband across her forehead, clamping down an unruly goldenbrown mane, thickly noncompliant. Brassy ear hoops, chunks of ethnic somethings in a necklace or two, blue Nordic eyes, coral lipstick. Swooping through the curves on…